Watching a stream of Caves of Qud, an engraved item was looted that featured a "carnivorous geode", which is an amazing concept, and thus I googled the term. I did not find any relevant results, but the one result that did appear is far better. It is a spam site for a generic drug, containing some of the most beautiful machine-generated language I've read. It is reproduced here to save the innocent from malware, and scrubbed of the embedded mentions of the drug.
Best read aloud. Mine it for inspiration or simply bask in its glory. Then, please return to the Library of Babel.